- sweden's host: hello lena!
- graham norton: UGH
- graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
- graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
- germany's host: we're having so much fun!
- graham norton: speak for yourself lena
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
“FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one.
what was that?
No joke, Kanye has 21 Grammys. He’s tied for 6th most of any artist. The person he’s tied with is John Williams, the man responsible for all those fantastic movie themes.
He’s still a wanker for doing that though.
why don’t you guys ask me questions
like are you even curious about me
do you wanna know my middle name
my last name
my favorite color
my favorite movie
my netflix account information
the hospital i was born
my social security number
my blood type
when i sold my soul to satan
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there