And I like to sing loudly when no one is home.
I hope to be an adult one day.
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
Turtle high five
OH MY GOD THEY EXIST
GIMMIE SOME FIN
FIRST I WAS LIKE WOOOOAAAAHHHHTHEN I WAS LIKE WOOOOOAH.
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Love something? Reblog it!
Ever see something on Tumblr and wish it was on your blog? Well, it can be. Just hit the reblog button on the post, add some stuff if you’d like, and voila! Touch it and make it yours.
oh man im so glad i discovered this reblogging thing. ive been on tumblr for 2 years and all ive done is piss on my keyboard
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
i wanna put minty gum on my nipple